Foot, i can't say foot without thinking of football and the 8-2 of Sunday grrhhhhh. 8 -2! Manchester i dearly hate you!! Anyway!
Isn't feet a strange member of a beautiful human being body. I hate my feet. It's like they don't belong to me. Sometimes i look at them and i'm horrified that they actually are my real feet. I think that's a joke from my creator, like a faulty manufacturing. The first thing i do with a new baby born is to lift the duvet and check the feet. I almost passed out when i saw my sister's little feeties. As a kid it was so strange but now her's are much better. i always check for potential boyfriend's feet so that if it works out the child will get his feet, let this genetic curse die with me please God please!
Ahhhhh that's why i love shoes so much aahhhh! ahhh that's why i prefer winter to summer ahhhh! <:-O
ok let's stop the palabres and nail it! Another of my lousy lines sorry :-/
If you are like me and spend 6 days a week driving all over the place bare foot, you will find that your heels tend to have hard skin. So if you want to make your man happy under the duvet you better sort that out unless you wanna wake up in the middle of the night to a ''what the fuck was that'' when your feet accidentally touch him.
C'est le pied
So you want to make them soft with these simple steps
Dilute 2 spoons of cornflour (it will help soften the skin) in a basin of warm water and soak your feet in them for 10 mins. You can also add a few drops of peppermint or spearmint essential oils for a refreshing feeling if you feel tired.
If the skin is really hard, use a pumice stone to remove the hard skin. You will often find that there are little flaky skin so scrub'em with the salt scrub recipe ( my first post)
The nails is gonna be the same tips as for the 2nd post
But one thing though, i see lots of girls with long, pointed or rounded toe nails. Careful girls, the Day you're gonna bump into something that's going to REALLY hurt! I broke a tiny tiny bit of my nail once and it took so long to fully recover and that was not even the whole nail, Just a tiny bit. The Mavala, nail hardener helped a lot there, great product. Plus if you want to avoid dis gracious and extremely painful ingrown toe nails, you should always file them square! The only time you should have them pointed is when you have a bruise in the nail bed. This way it will help avoid infection. But other than that always square. It looks so nice if you go with a dark color with nicely groomed short, glossy toe nails. All square, same length. Guys if you are watching this,studies shows that 99% of girls have men foot fetish ( the studies were carried out by Doctor Kitty Philips PHD master in super sexy feet school of technology of feet)
Cheesy feet
Talking about Guys and feet. If you tend to have smelly feet ( sorry there was no delicate way to say that, but hey, we are all human)Here are some tips to bring some fresh air in your pumps. Manchester United? This is directly addressed to you!
Prepare a Foot powder with the following ingredients:
110g of Cornflour
55g of Bicarbonate of soda
10 drops of cypress Essential oil
10 drops of Lavender essential oil
3 drops of Patchouli Essential oil
Mix the cornflour and the bicarbonate of soda together. Put the essential oils drop by drop into the powder and mix it with your clean finger or clean fork. Store in a container and let the powder sit for one week. Then you can use it to dust your feet twice daily. This particular blend will fight odour causing bacteria while the corn flour and bicarbonate of Soda will absorb perspiration.
As an alternative you can put a leaf of Sage in your ''it makes my feet smelly'' shoes.
Do you have silk sock my darling? Huh no it's just my feet.
Put 60g of cocoa butter in a small sauce pan and warm at low temperature until it melts. Remove from the heat and add 10 drops of Lemon Essential oil and 5 drops of Patchouli essential oil and store into a small Jar. Massage the cream into your feet each night. You can put on socks to maximize absorption and avoid staining your bedsheets.
For a Pedi relax here is the ideal procedure
1- Soak your feet 10-15 mins ( you can add some marbles for an auto-massage)
2- Use a foot rasp or pumice stone to remove hard skin
3- Scrub the feet (dont forget the ankles)
4- Apply a rich mask ( shit i need to give you a recipe for that! coming in a Sec)
5- File and buff
6- Take care of the Cuticles ( cuticle oil in my second post)
7- Apply the foot cream
8- Remove all traces of oil from the nails
9- Apply a nail polish ( anyone tried the spraying of oil thing?)
10- Look at those happy toes and clap your hands on your mouth in total disbelief, love and tenderness.
11- Put a sign on your forehead that he or she who will step on your feet before the nail polish is dry will get in on the cheek!
Ok here is a mask before i forget
You will need:
2 spoons of Green Clay
5 drops of lavender Essential oil
5 drops of Geranium Essential oil
15 drops of avocado oil
A nice cup of tea, coffee ( or a cocktail)
mix the Green clay with enough warm water to get a creamy paste and add the essential oils and Avocado oil. Then put the mask on your feet, avoid under the nails though. have your drink and relax 15 minutes. Take the mask off with warm water. Voila !
I personally love the Dermaphuzion Colloidal Silt Mask. It's really moisturizing. So if you are not into making all these stuff, get that one.
Here we go ladies and gentlemen that's it for today. Next week were gonna talk about Luuuuuuuurve. i'm not saying anything but there's gonna be some white magic witchcrafty things involved too. whooooo
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